Behind the Mind: Follow Me!
Forgive me for speaking for everybody (well, not everybody, just the people who are annoyed with those who constantly ask them to follow them on Twitter, Instagram, etc, etc, etc), but why should one follow the other if they are unfamiliar with one another? It's all a matter of personal taste.
Apparently, my cartoon above expresses how I feel when strangers ask me to follow them, or tag me and a ton of other strangers as well. I don't really know you, because I'm a stranger, too.
Satire is often at its best when observation is utilized. In my opinion, satire is one of the greatest forms of comedy because the opinions of two different sides (or three, if one wants to muddy things up) constantly clash with each other. And sometimes, they become so bloated with nonsense that some people cannot help but laugh themselves silly.
A mere suggestion: The next time you get frustrated with your faux pas (or someone else's faux pas), use them for satire and make them super silly!